She's sweet, but she's fucked up

Friday, May 13, 2005

You're not Zack Stevens!

Save Lindsay & Nicole: The Audio Version
I've started a revolution! Up next: Save Lindsay & Nicole: The Book (the pictures are to die for!), followed by Save Lindsay & Nicole: The Movie (starring Paris Hilton & Kimberly Stewart), and eventually, Save Linsday & Nicole: The failed Broadway musical (produced by Rosie O'Donnell).

Where in the world is Goldenfiddle?

Top Ten Worst Album Covers of All Time
I'm pretty sure I've posted this before, but I don't care. While I do love Joyce at # 9 (she is what Peggy Hill would look like as a human...but uglier), I have to say that Tino sort of resembles someone I know, but I will not tell you who, b/c if I did I would probably offend him. If you know me, you can ask me (this means Ashley). OMG...inside joke! I also like #6 The Ministers Quartet- Let me touch him....I can only imagine the brainstorming session to come up w/ this title (insert wavy lines indicating flashback):
Holy Man #1: How about "Nailed"?
Holy Man #3: I like it, but we need something softer...something that says "I am one with the Lord".
Holy Man #2: Why don't we just call it that?
Holy Man #4: Too obvious. How about... "Let him touch us"?
Holy Man #1: I love it!
Holy Man #3: He's always the one doing the touching, it's time that we give something back....how about "Let us touch him"?
Holy Man #2: That's it!
Holy Man #4: It's genius!
Holy Man #1: Watch your back Krusade, there's a new Christian band in town!
R.

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